CHarv must have done some calculations on how long it would take us to get to the top of the Tooth in time for dawn. He had us get up at 4 AM and start off in the pitch dark. We were in some of our warmest clothes (which. in my case, was Chuck’s long johns a fleece and a windbreaker and micro fleece hat) and start off up the trail. Many of the other units weren’t up yet but I figured they’d catch up.
It was cold and clear as we started up the regular trail. I dithered over bringing the trekking poles, especially since another Scouter had said there was no actual “path” up to the Tooth. There was a beginning of a path, where the sign pointed hopefully but shortly that became a mere suggestion of a route.
As usual the young bucks got ahead. My headlamp wasn’t as bright as it used to be so I was picking my way gradually. I’m pretty sure the youngsters were doing this purely on night vision. I got put in third position when we started up the path and that worked ok until it became simply a huge pile of rocks, jumbled end on end (pointy ends up) with occasional trees growing out of them at odd angles. We were scrambling up these ridiculous rocks (something they’d never let folks do back home). You just know something like this would be fenced off with warning signs! It was one of the things that made it so exhilarating for the kids…it was clearly dangerous and they loved it.
At this point my poles became more liability than help. I needed both hands to scramble up. No way to see the top, no way to know if we were headed toward a cul-de-sac. It was the same old struggle of trying to keep going upwards with no end.
In the dark.
On rocks.
I think it took the better part of 45 minutes to get to the top, but we did it.

When we got close enough to realize that this was really going to be the peak I let the others go ahead while I caught my breath.
As scary and painful as the ascent was it was VERY COOL to be up on top of the Tooth of Time before sunrise. Another crew was already there, sitting on the front-most part and they had climbed up with full packs!! They had hiked all night from, I think, Clark’s Fork (I shudder to think of a night hike across Tooth Ridge)!
I had not brought water; Chuck said that was stupid, and he was right. I had to get water from others. I did, however, bring my foam sit-upon; and that was smart!
Cold-clear dawn was sneaking over the horizon and we did the typical thing–we took a million photos.


I wanted to sing something like Amazing Grace when the sun finally appeared, but the kids vetoed it with groans.



Our sister crew from Mass carried their breakfast, which, in the semi-darkness, meant spilled stuff all over. We had to fight minibears who came to take advantage.
It was a little tough to be “spiritual” with a crowd around but Chuck read a very deep poem at sunrise. It was really amazing how suddenly the sun popped up from a sliver to the full orb seemingly in seconds. We stayed a lot longer than most others– we pranced around (not I, of course)

and took silhouette photos against the bright sky.

Expecting a 3 mile hike down to Base Camp we weren’t in a mad rush. The clamber down those pointy rocks was even scarier than the climb. I collapsed the poles and mostly used my hands. We got packed up from our final night. No more sleeping on a self-deflating mattress on the ground. We left Tooth Camp around 8:30 and hoped to be down to Base in 90 minutes using our best downhill speed.
Somebody lied. It wasn’t all down hill, to start with, especially at first. And it surely wasn’t 3 miles; more like 6.
Once we hit the switchback trail I was still having trouble keeping speed. For some reason my knees were killing me. We could see Base Camp below like tiny specks (a lot like the view from an airplane) it looked like a toy town. No amount of switching and backing seemed to bring it closer. Plus another crew caught up to us and they didn’t take the proper 5 minute break to open the gap so they kept gaining on us. I called a Herbie Break and they put me in front. Great. Now I was leading 25 people downhill. After about a half hour of my best downhill on a full bladder I just couldn’t do it. The pressure–literally and figuratively–was too much. I called a halt and we let the other crew pass. (Did mention no trees for privacy…I decided to hold it a while.)
Once we got the 3 mile idea out of our heads, and once naviguesser BH announced there were no more switchbacks we all did better. After hours of watching Base appear and disappear it started to get closer. I kept reminding myself that, despite the Hobbit song, the road does NOT go ever on…all trails eventually end.
Looking back on this stretch I realize we did make pretty good speed because around 11 AM we crossed a flat expanse and came to a water stand. Beyond that was a simple sign that said “WELCOME BACK — YOU MADE IT”. There stood a post in the correct position to set a camera for a group photo.

We posed for several shots. The relief was quite evident…but we were almost too tired to rejoice. There were a lot of smiles and congratulations. We’d done it. Ten days through rugged mountains, finding our own way, having all kinds of adventures in all kinds of weather, tagging all the bases and returning safely! Wow!
We strode into Philmont Base Camp–looking back at the peak of the Tooth were we’d sat 6 hours before.
Base Camp was hot; about 85º. People called out “Welcome Back!” as we passed.
From my journal: I am too tired to be excited. “Note to self: don’t EVER do this again!”. The kids are happy–actually everybody but me seems happy and ready to do this again. I just keep shaking my head at the sheer folly of my even setting out on this Quest.
The Welcome Center once again assigned us to tents as far as possible from the Female Adult Showers/Toilets. Ah…home, sweet home!
Boy, was I in a bad mood, but I was determined not to bring everybody down by being sullen and crabby. I smiled, accepted congratulations, tried to banter lightheartedly with other units coming off the trail. I wanted a shower and a nap.
We gathered laundry so that anyone who wore part of their Class A on the trail could spiff up for dinner. Lunch was burgers (not bad) and we ate too much and too fast—first real food will do that to you, evidently it happens to everybody!
I put in 3 loads of laundry with Sara’s help. We carefully checked all the pockets. We scored a wallet, a Chapstick, braided rope and some change.
Sara and I took HOT HOT showers and some lady gave me one of her disposable washcloths. Yecch! I was filthy! And man-oh-man did it feel great!
Somehow the shower began the brainwashing process. The brainwashing is the thing that makes everybody say “It was the most amazing experience of my life” instead of “I never want to go backpacking again”. Food, shower, clean laundry and, best of all, SHOPPING was what made me start to feel much better.
Oh my gosh, Sara and I went NUTS in Tooth of Time Traders.

I think I walked out with $4 in cash left from my liberal trip stash. Then I went back and bought more stuff on my debit card. We saw lots of familiar faces from the trail: Mass, California, Texas, Minnesota—all crews we hiked with. Everybody had that kind of knowing smile — we were “in the club” and the newbies weren’t.
Base Camp was starting to dwindle in size as the final 10-day crews geared up to leave and camp staff were starting to head back to the world. We, the Homebound, lived in a separate world from the Outbound folk. We had no rangers to chant and lead us in to meals, we lived in a parallel but separate tent city with our own showers.
One plan was to get ourselves into Cimarron just to get real restaurant food (pizza/ice cream) but that idea fizzled out for lack of time. CHarv and the Key 3 did a good job of handling the return of borrowed gear, however we forgot to stash the extra pots we checked out of the Services but didn’t end up taking and we got charged a $15 fee for lost gear. There was lots of paperwork for Chuck and CHarv to do; evaluations, and heaven knows what else–meal tickets, locker keys etc. With Laundry done and sorted Sara and I mostly went back for more shopping. I got a root beer float and really started to feel perky. A typical New Mexican sunshower brought a double rainbow over camp. DB and CG came to find me to make sure I saw it (I’d told them I liked rainbows). They took some photos of it too. Great guys!

Dinner was followed by Chapel where I, again, helped lead singing at the Protestant service. Then CG and I joined the Catholics at the end of Mass where we all posed for a photo with the priests.

Sara and I left our phones at Security to recharge but when we retrieved them we found out that they’d been plugged into a switched off power strip so they were just as dead as they started. I took a chance and plugged mine in at the Advisors Lounge (right next to the sign that said “don’t leave your electronics here”). While plugged in I called Steve. It was so good to hear his voice! He had just received my woe-filled postcard but he said he’d known all along that I would make it. He filled me in on sports news. I also called my son Eric for a hot minute.
That evening we all went to the closing campfire where the final brainwashing was completed. Every time they showed the sign that read “Homebound” we cheered wildly. After skits, a couple of songs, and old-time movie and the awarding of the WAMI plaques (We All Made It) we received lighthearted warnings about our anticipated return to society. “Are you READY….to return to a world where you do not have to roll up your trash and fit it into a beef jerky sleeve? Are you READY….to return to the world of flush toilets and air conditioning?”

Walking back under the moonlight I was ready to recite those robotic words.
It was the most amazing experience of my life